"if you're a bird, i'm a bird"

ahh. new year's eve. bet it's gonna be a great year ahead. :D 2012. i'm ready for ya!
don't feel like doing anything though, everyone's hype about celebrating new year's eve. perhaps half the city's gonna get wasted, but all i want to do is stay in my house. lol whut

btw my brow is so arched it makes me look like a transvestite wtf.


anyways, it's about time i posted some pictures of my China trip but then again i'm too lazy to resize the pictures. *smacks head* i guess it'll just have to wait... probably til after chinese new year. HAHA

anyways, watched The Notebook the night before. it's such a nice movie!! just talking about it to a friend made me tear a little. D:

seriously, watch it! :D
guarantee you'll feel #foreveralone. hehehe


i guess my new year's resolution miracle would be to find someone who looks at me the way Ryan Gostling looks at Rachel McAdams in the movie. :S 

Shark Night!

crap, forgot to blur my pores -_- oh well. (btw i look like a fish HAHA)

it's been awhile eii? no more decent posts nemore, i was so so lazy that i didn't even camwhore anymore. til a few days back when i suddenly had this strong urge to put on eyeliner. hence, camwhore queen iz back :D


anyways, be prepared to see tonnes of camwhore pics in this post. i'm so sorry on your behalf :( you may spare yourself the torture and just close this page. hah

 ngekk. trying to act fierce.

 

met with Kri Monday night. we had desserts at Dessert Master. Durian puff, blueberry cheese and Portuguese tarts. hai bu fat? D: but we were happy. hohoho ^-^

x

last night was movie night, so we watched Shark Night.

it's an okay movie - unrealistic, makes you happy yet sad at the same time because you try your best but you just can't find it in you to hate the bad guy in this movie for being some sick, grudge holding dude, just because he is head to toe perfect, despite that scar on his face, which, if i might say so myself, totally increases his level of sexyness. :9


hahaha i am sick! but yeah, his biceps are so huge and those eyes, THOSE GORGEOUS BLUE EYES AND BLONDE HAIR. need i say more?

but the main guy is hot too yo. med student with the perfect GPA and body. wtf. unrealistic movie indeed. aren't nerds all skinny and you know, nerdy? *poker face*

another unrealistic aspect of this movie is how perfect the cast is. all perfectly toned ass and perfectly shaped boobies and abs and biceps and whatnot. so if you enjoy watching pretty people get eaten by sharks, this is the movie for you!

throughout the movie Kri and i came up with a few more unrealistic things of the movie:

- are sharks able to jump above the surface of the water?

- assuming that they do, HOW ON EARTH DID THEY KNOW THAT THERE IS 'FOOD' THERE?

- i understand that sharks can smell a drop of blood from idk, 1000miles away? but at the beginning of the movie, the black guy wasn't bleeding or anything. how did the shark know it was food huh?

- and seeing how the shark can swim as fast as a motorboat, how then, did the main guy outswim the shark later on in the movie??!

- if your friend fell off a boat and you know there is a shark chasing your boat, do you seriously think turning back would make a difference? does witnessing your friend get eaten clear your conscience? *face palm*

- why are sharks so greedy? they ate one human being already shouldn't they like take some time to digest before eating another (more hotter) one?

- WHO ON EARTH LIVES IN A MANSION ON A PRIVATE ISLAND, WITH NO PHONE LINE??


oh well. hahaa. just saying ya know.
 if i were in this movie i'd probably be the first to die. HAHA

blah. i'm seriously lame though. bad boy bad boy bad boy (points to pic)

okay, shall end with a few more camwhore pics. teehee

 bought these glasses last night. finally man. love 'em <3

starstruck

so i watched Ugly Betty today. loved today's episode - "All the World's a Stage".




firstly, there's this guy in the show named Zachary Boule. (sexy name now ain't it? ;))

 so he shows up and I almost choked. he's so attractive I can't look away. i tried to but just couldn't. even Betty was all over him. and when he talks, you can't focus, at all. he's just so mesmerizing. hahahaha. thank you daddy for the HD TV :D 

ughh this picture does him no justice! watch the episode and you'll know the definition of HAWT.



okay, funny part of the show. Betty persuades Daniel her boss to let her interview the guy (he's a famous script writer or something). Daniel finally agrees, knowing very well that Betty has an obvious crush on the guy.

Zachary talked about living in the moment and blablah and Betty kissed him! hoho

then the next day at work, she day dreamed and her boss caught her daydreaming. HAHAHA FUNNY!

he teased her saying
"so... how was your little 'thing' last night."

Betty: "it wasn't a 'thing'. it was a professional interview."


--Zachary enters--

"hi Betty, I would like to talk about our 'thing' last night.

Daniel smirked and wispered to Betty,
"he called it a 'thing'."

i LOL-ed so hard here. wuahaha

yes her boss is hot too. 

another funny part was when her boss caught her kissing the dude and pretended to be angry. scaring her saying that she might lose her journalism licence. haha. funny. i secretly think they make a cute couple. :>

and did you know, ^ this guy stared in Gossip Girl too?!

he's Nate's cousin who ran for president(?) and dated Serena for awhile. cheating scumbag he was there.

                i don't know about you, but i totally prefer him WITH facial hair and nerdy specs. :)

x


since we're on the celebrity topic, i might as well introduce my new celebrity crush! hahaha
his name is James Maslow and i 'met' him on Nickelodeon's Big Time Rush. <3

 look at his face. <3

 and that smile, and those guns. wooh!

 and his voice is damn sexy.
i have to admit i thought with a face this good he won't be able to sing. but he surpass expectations. haha :)

 tall. 6feet babyyy :D

 "I used to be horizontally challenged."
he used to be chubby. but look how hot he is now. tskk

 seriously though, THAT SMILE!!!!

 and his features are so girlish. long lashes, big eyes. thick hair, rosy cheeks. haha. but his guns will scare you. hotness to the max!


what i love most about him?

definitely his goofy attitude on the show. :D

11:11pm, or maybe not

just done watching Easy A. and i just realized that Penn Badgley is so the handsome! in a goofy kind of way. aka, MY TYPE WTF.

hey, it's a really nice movie, three thumbs up, hehe. and I used to think Emma Stone isn't pretty from pictures all that, but after watching I actually find her not that bad. ;D pretty! :)

A stands for AWESOME.

ahh. shirtless Penn is the best. now i'm starting to wonder why i find you not attractive at all in Gossip Girl. i guess it's probably because there's Chuck Bass, oh and Nathaniel Archibald. (Nathaniel sounds so much sexier than Nate, or maybe because that's how Chuck calls him LOL) nevertheless, you did grew much, much hotter when your dad married Serena's mum, thus making you rich. hehee just saying.

*swoons*

UNFFFF << it's a tumblr thing ;}

and one more thing, there's this guy *points up* in the movie. he looks so much like Matt Lanter!!! I thought it was him but he's so much skinnier than Matt Lanter in the movie, made him looked like he was on drugs or something -_-

look alike? haha maybe a bit.



Penn looked so hot as the blue devils mascot but sadly, i couldn't find any pics on Google. D:
SO, i print screened LOL!!!

SO HOT. okay i'm gonna go fantasize now wtf
(see i'm so good i put my bloglink at the side, you bitches can easily crop out Penn Badgley and use it as wallpaper or something. ha ha)

vampires suck

i just watched this movie a few days back. it was kinda lame, but at least it was funny. one of the main reason i bothered to watch it (despite the very-lame first few minutes of the movie), is because Matt Lanters is in it!! you've probably seen him before in 90210 (a hottie called Liam). he is so so hot!! even hotter than Robert Pattinson. and just look at his hair. guys with tall hair, fair skin and golden eyes simply turn me on. i guess i have a soft spot for vampires. ha ha ha

not only is the Edward in Vampires Suck hotter, Jacob is tonnes hotter than the Jacob in Twilight. \m/
sadly, Bella (or Beka in Vampires Suck) is still as annoying as hell. felt like slapping her at her awkwardness. i don't care if it's part of the act, it's just so damn annoying. the way she talks, the way she walks, the way she looks at people. every single thing about her made me want to slap the shit out of her! talk about violent. LOL

oh did i mention Beka is damn friggin despo in the movie? rofl. pictured above is Edward's horrified expression when she tore her pyjama's and revealed her neon bra and panties underneath. LMAO!!


moving on to the next hot guy in the movie -- Jacob. (Chris Riggi, or more famously known as Scott in Gossip Girl) *licks lips*

however, before that hot bod and sexy face, he had to undergo a painful to the eye transformation.

this was how he looked like the first time he went shirtless in front of Beka.
and she was like....

eventually, he got himself a decent haircut, shaved, revealing his perfectly toned abs and face.
and just like that, he spent the next half of his life, signing autographs for crazy teenage girls. :D

and Beka's like..

i'm telling you, this face is so perverted it makes other perverts look normal.


i'm all out of crap. :\ 
do catch this parody if you have nothing better to do. just like me, yay!

 oh Edward.. <3


and beneath all that make up and hair gel.....










is none other than Matt Lanters.

OH MY GOSH, MATT LANTERS!! T_______T
so so handsome!! with your messy brown hair and blue eyes. BLUE EYES!!!!!! perfect white teeth, and your smile. omg my life is complete if i can just meet you in real life. :3
*hyperventilates*