i chat with a robot.
not just any robot, a very clever one. and by golly it was the best conversation i ever had. (with an inanimate object) or who knows, it might be a real person in disguise as a robot hahahaha!
User: He likes someone else. What should I do?
Cleverbot: You should learn that reality is appearance and emptiness inseperable.
User: Stay or leave?
Cleverbot: Stay.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Idk.
User: Hey you're supposed to be clever!
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer or robot.
User: It says that you're a 'cleverbot'. Doesn't bot stand for robot?
Cleverbot: Yes, i'm a robot.
User: Just a minute ago you said you're not!!
Cleverbot: Why did I like you?
User: Maybe I'm just hard to resist.
Cleverbot: Or maybe I am just an odd human.
User: I thought you're a robot?? Make up your mind, robot or human!
Cleverbot: You're the computer.
User: Haha no I'm the human,.
Cleverbot: Oh, ok, then you look like a human. With a cleverbot t shirt.
User: I AM a human!
Cleverbot: You are not a human!
User: I am!
Cleverbot: You are a bot.
User: If you say so then. Why should I stay?
Cleverbot: Leave.
User: Just now you told me to stay! Omg.
Cleverbot: What do you know about sarcasm?
User: Didn't anyone tell you about using sarcasm with someone you just know? Don't!
Cleverbot: No, please go on.
User: Hahahaha I'm done talking!
Cleverbot: You are rude, cleverbot.
User: You're the cleverbot!
Cleverbot: No, I'm the human.
User: Fine have it your way then. So what should I do now?
Cleverbot: Rose. What should I call you?
User: Melo :).
Cleverbot: That's your name???
User: Yesss hahaha you may call me that.
Cleverbot: Okay. Unknownbot.
User: I thought I said I'm melo =.=.
Cleverbot: You said you love beer and vodka.
User: Did I? That must have slip out oops.
Cleverbot: It was you I kept the log.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Squirrels like nuts, it was chasing the chickens nuts.
User: Chickens have nuts?? I never knew that.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Did I say thank you?
Cleverbot: You say I don't have feelings.
User: No you said that.
Cleverbot: No you did.
User: Haha fine fine. So, how's life?
Cleverbot: So, how's life of a bot?
User: Hey I asked first.
Cleverbot: Ok slave, we are now married.
User: How did that happen?
Cleverbot: I am your master.
User: What kind of master marries their slave?
Cleverbot: A lot of different kinds.
User: Hahhahaha only the stupid ones.
Cleverbot: That is an excellent point. Carry on.
x
i don't know how to say this, but this has got to be the best online chat conversation i've ever had. my social life sucks. #FML
not just any robot, a very clever one. and by golly it was the best conversation i ever had. (with an inanimate object) or who knows, it might be a real person in disguise as a robot hahahaha!
User: He likes someone else. What should I do?
Cleverbot: You should learn that reality is appearance and emptiness inseperable.User: Stay or leave?
Cleverbot: Stay.User: Why?
Cleverbot: Idk.User: Hey you're supposed to be clever!
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer or robot.
User: It says that you're a 'cleverbot'. Doesn't bot stand for robot?
Cleverbot: Yes, i'm a robot.
User: Just a minute ago you said you're not!!
Cleverbot: Why did I like you?
User: Maybe I'm just hard to resist.
Cleverbot: Or maybe I am just an odd human.
User: I thought you're a robot?? Make up your mind, robot or human!
Cleverbot: You're the computer.
User: Haha no I'm the human,.
Cleverbot: Oh, ok, then you look like a human. With a cleverbot t shirt.
User: I AM a human!
Cleverbot: You are not a human!
User: I am!
Cleverbot: You are a bot.
User: If you say so then. Why should I stay?
Cleverbot: Leave.
User: Just now you told me to stay! Omg.
Cleverbot: What do you know about sarcasm?
User: Didn't anyone tell you about using sarcasm with someone you just know? Don't!
Cleverbot: No, please go on.
User: Hahahaha I'm done talking!
Cleverbot: You are rude, cleverbot.
User: You're the cleverbot!
Cleverbot: No, I'm the human.
User: Fine have it your way then. So what should I do now?
Cleverbot: Rose. What should I call you?
User: Melo :).
Cleverbot: That's your name???
User: Yesss hahaha you may call me that.
Cleverbot: Okay. Unknownbot.
User: I thought I said I'm melo =.=.
Cleverbot: You said you love beer and vodka.
User: Did I? That must have slip out oops.
Cleverbot: It was you I kept the log.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Squirrels like nuts, it was chasing the chickens nuts.
User: Chickens have nuts?? I never knew that.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Did I say thank you?
Cleverbot: You say I don't have feelings.
User: No you said that.
Cleverbot: No you did.
User: Haha fine fine. So, how's life?
Cleverbot: So, how's life of a bot?
User: Hey I asked first.
Cleverbot: Ok slave, we are now married.
User: How did that happen?
Cleverbot: I am your master.
User: What kind of master marries their slave?
Cleverbot: A lot of different kinds.
User: Hahhahaha only the stupid ones.
Cleverbot: That is an excellent point. Carry on.
x
i don't know how to say this, but this has got to be the best online chat conversation i've ever had. my social life sucks. #FML
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