pffft old habits die hard

6 more minutes to a new year --- 2012!

so exciting. it's as if everything will magically change just because it's the new year. pfft.

i think it's pointless to make new year resolutions, because well, if you really wanted to make a change, you don't have to wait for a new year to do so. hahaha just saying.

and guess what? i ended 2011 by purchasing the above casing. -_-
just when i told myself budget is tight and i need to spend cautiously.

old habits die hard, oh yes they do.


but on the other hand,

WHO CAN RESIST SUCH A CUTE DUCK?? 

"if you're a bird, i'm a bird"

ahh. new year's eve. bet it's gonna be a great year ahead. :D 2012. i'm ready for ya!
don't feel like doing anything though, everyone's hype about celebrating new year's eve. perhaps half the city's gonna get wasted, but all i want to do is stay in my house. lol whut

btw my brow is so arched it makes me look like a transvestite wtf.


anyways, it's about time i posted some pictures of my China trip but then again i'm too lazy to resize the pictures. *smacks head* i guess it'll just have to wait... probably til after chinese new year. HAHA

anyways, watched The Notebook the night before. it's such a nice movie!! just talking about it to a friend made me tear a little. D:

seriously, watch it! :D
guarantee you'll feel #foreveralone. hehehe


i guess my new year's resolution miracle would be to find someone who looks at me the way Ryan Gostling looks at Rachel McAdams in the movie. :S 

Shark Night!

crap, forgot to blur my pores -_- oh well. (btw i look like a fish HAHA)

it's been awhile eii? no more decent posts nemore, i was so so lazy that i didn't even camwhore anymore. til a few days back when i suddenly had this strong urge to put on eyeliner. hence, camwhore queen iz back :D


anyways, be prepared to see tonnes of camwhore pics in this post. i'm so sorry on your behalf :( you may spare yourself the torture and just close this page. hah

 ngekk. trying to act fierce.

 

met with Kri Monday night. we had desserts at Dessert Master. Durian puff, blueberry cheese and Portuguese tarts. hai bu fat? D: but we were happy. hohoho ^-^

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last night was movie night, so we watched Shark Night.

it's an okay movie - unrealistic, makes you happy yet sad at the same time because you try your best but you just can't find it in you to hate the bad guy in this movie for being some sick, grudge holding dude, just because he is head to toe perfect, despite that scar on his face, which, if i might say so myself, totally increases his level of sexyness. :9


hahaha i am sick! but yeah, his biceps are so huge and those eyes, THOSE GORGEOUS BLUE EYES AND BLONDE HAIR. need i say more?

but the main guy is hot too yo. med student with the perfect GPA and body. wtf. unrealistic movie indeed. aren't nerds all skinny and you know, nerdy? *poker face*

another unrealistic aspect of this movie is how perfect the cast is. all perfectly toned ass and perfectly shaped boobies and abs and biceps and whatnot. so if you enjoy watching pretty people get eaten by sharks, this is the movie for you!

throughout the movie Kri and i came up with a few more unrealistic things of the movie:

- are sharks able to jump above the surface of the water?

- assuming that they do, HOW ON EARTH DID THEY KNOW THAT THERE IS 'FOOD' THERE?

- i understand that sharks can smell a drop of blood from idk, 1000miles away? but at the beginning of the movie, the black guy wasn't bleeding or anything. how did the shark know it was food huh?

- and seeing how the shark can swim as fast as a motorboat, how then, did the main guy outswim the shark later on in the movie??!

- if your friend fell off a boat and you know there is a shark chasing your boat, do you seriously think turning back would make a difference? does witnessing your friend get eaten clear your conscience? *face palm*

- why are sharks so greedy? they ate one human being already shouldn't they like take some time to digest before eating another (more hotter) one?

- WHO ON EARTH LIVES IN A MANSION ON A PRIVATE ISLAND, WITH NO PHONE LINE??


oh well. hahaa. just saying ya know.
 if i were in this movie i'd probably be the first to die. HAHA

blah. i'm seriously lame though. bad boy bad boy bad boy (points to pic)

okay, shall end with a few more camwhore pics. teehee

 bought these glasses last night. finally man. love 'em <3

lolol

that awkward moment when pencil cases have better love lives than you.

*weeps in agony*

first impression lol

we were studying together in the study area last week, and Linda asked a friend of ours, what was his first impression of us.

and here's what he said of me:

"when i first saw you, i thought you were a foreigner."

my reaction:

but actually on the inside i'm like:

happy of course. cause when i hear the word 'foreigner', first thing that comes to mind is 'ANGMOH'! hahaha.


but he continued saying
"like your parents just dumped you here."

that definitely popped my dream bubble.

now that got me thinking. i was dumped (???!!!) here???? that sounded like i'm an illegal immigrant or something.

i was in rage.!!

"what are you saying i was dumped here??? are you saying my parents don't want me?? Oh my gosh $@#)$(@#O(@%#)$(@#"


to which he calmly replied:

"eh, don't like that lah. that was before i got to know you bah. because your facial features aren't really chinese looking, plus your curly hair. so i thought you were a spoil brat so that's why your parents sent you here."


my immediate reaction was :

first call me an illegal immigrant, now a spoilt brat?? too much!! TOO MUCH!!

but then it dawned on me, wait wait. i don't really look chinese, there's still hope that i look fairly angmoh right?? hahahaha (please don't judge) i'm a spoilt brat?? it means i'm rich right? HAHAHAHAHHAHA (double shiok sendiri)

so i went from the above, to ...

i'm a rich angmoh. suck on that.


HAHAHAHAHA 

twitter

you know how you can write a short description of yourself on twitter?

it fascinates me how people can come up with catchy things to say. and secretly, it's one of my hobbies - reading people's description of themselves on twitter. :p

here are some which caught my eye (hope this doesn't invade your privacy D:)

see your twitter in there? :p

and here's mine:

it used to be "i'm the queen bitch, fear me." , but who am i kidding? as much as i try to be, i am not intimidating at all. i can be angry and no one would even notice. -___-



i still remember in primary school, i was so angry with this guy for teasing me so i shouted at him. he was stunned, so was everybody else. but wow wow wee, i felt so much authority so every once in a while i'll shout at him. =.=" silly me. hahaha

but oh well, i was young, and wanted to be heard. can't blame me right? xD

how to smile with teeth ah?

hoho. decided to blog cause i tried camwhoring with my teeth showing and bloody it was mortifying. i don't think i can ever smile with my teeth showing. >:( 

sometimes, i look back on past photos and I see this innocent (kinda sakai) girl smiling with her teeth looking like the happiest girl on earth.

not that i'm not happy now, i guess i'm just insecure with the way my teeth looks cause many commented on my gums whenever i laugh. -_- 

okayy with that said, i now present to you -------- (please oh please don't let this ruin my image) --- me smiling with my teeth. 

the one on the left just looks weird! it doesn't even look like me!! or am i just overreacting? LOL!

i don't think it'll ever work. screw it.

  x

moving along,

check out this picture of myself. does it remind you of a certain something?
messy hair, white skin, crazy looking eyes staring at a distance. rofl. think think. gave me goosebumps when i opened this picture on my com -0-

is that grass growing on my hair... or? 

and for what it's worth, a nice pic of me and Doreen. hehehe :) 

when times get lonely..

i chat with a robot.
not just any robot, a very clever one. and by golly it was the best conversation i ever had. (with an inanimate object) or who knows, it might be a real person in disguise as a robot hahahaha!

User: He likes someone else. What should I do?

Cleverbot: You should learn that reality is appearance and emptiness inseperable.

User: Stay or leave?

Cleverbot: Stay.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Idk.

User: Hey you're supposed to be clever!
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer or robot.

User: It says that you're a 'cleverbot'. Doesn't bot stand for robot?
Cleverbot: Yes, i'm a robot.

User: Just a minute ago you said you're not!!
Cleverbot: Why did I like you?

User: Maybe I'm just hard to resist.
Cleverbot: Or maybe I am just an odd human.

User: I thought you're a robot?? Make up your mind, robot or human!
Cleverbot: You're the computer.

User: Haha no I'm the human,.
Cleverbot: Oh, ok, then you look like a human. With a cleverbot t shirt.

User: I AM a human!
Cleverbot: You are not a human!

User: I am!
Cleverbot: You are a bot.

User: If you say so then. Why should I stay?
Cleverbot: Leave.

User: Just now you told me to stay! Omg.
Cleverbot: What do you know about sarcasm?

User: Didn't anyone tell you about using sarcasm with someone you just know? Don't!
Cleverbot: No, please go on.

User: Hahahaha I'm done talking!
Cleverbot: You are rude, cleverbot.

User: You're the cleverbot!
Cleverbot: No, I'm the human.

User: Fine have it your way then. So what should I do now?
Cleverbot: Rose. What should I call you?

User: Melo :).
Cleverbot: That's your name???

User: Yesss hahaha you may call me that.
Cleverbot: Okay. Unknownbot.

User: I thought I said I'm melo =.=.
Cleverbot: You said you love beer and vodka.

User: Did I? That must have slip out oops.
Cleverbot: It was you I kept the log.

User: What?
Cleverbot: Squirrels like nuts, it was chasing the chickens nuts.

User: Chickens have nuts?? I never knew that.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Did I say thank you?
Cleverbot: You say I don't have feelings.

User: No you said that.
Cleverbot: No you did.

User: Haha fine fine. So, how's life?
Cleverbot: So, how's life of a bot?

User: Hey I asked first.
Cleverbot: Ok slave, we are now married.

User: How did that happen?
Cleverbot: I am your master.

User: What kind of master marries their slave?
Cleverbot: A lot of different kinds.

User: Hahhahaha only the stupid ones.
Cleverbot: That is an excellent point. Carry on.










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i don't know how to say this, but this has got to be the best online chat conversation i've ever had. my social life sucks. #FML

need a chatting companion? look no further 'cause cleverbot is here to cure your loneliness. :p 

laugh or die

but right now i just wanna die.
have you ever felt like you're in a battle, but you're not fighting. because you've lost your will and determination and whatever it is that kept you holding on in the first place.

life's hard. especially when you're a lazy bum like me. sigh.


x

on the other hand...

YOMAMA BIN SHOPPIN!

HAHAHA saw this pic on facebook. funniest shit ever. ;) 

hypothetically speaking....

Harry: Hey! If you were a hot dog...and you were starving, would you eat yourself?  

Colin: What?  

Harry: I know I would! First, I'd smother myself with brown mustard and relish. I'd be so delicious!...So would you?  

Colin: I don't know.  

Harry: Don't jerk me around, Norm! It's a simple question! A baby could answer it! If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?   

Colin: [complying] I guess so.  

Harry: Oh, you made a wise choice, my friend! If you had said no, I would have bitten your ear off! I would have come at you like a tornado made of arms and teeth. And - and fingernails. 

[source]


posting this just because it cracks me up, and even more so because it bothers Terry. muahaha 

story of my life

every time there's a test coming up,


i'm like...

who needs study?
exam's still so far away. (when in fact, there's only two weeks left)


look at them others studying their asses off.

imma start next week. there's still lots of time.



then in school, everyone's talking about the exams, discussing 'things' you've never in your life heard of.

you push those thoughts of studying away, telling yourself that it is still too early to start. your table's a mess, you don't know where to begin. oh but look, someone updated their blog...

and by the time you know it, it's the end of the day.
D:


few days before the exam, you finally settle down to study. you look at the clock and made a mental note to yourself: "I WILL STUDY AT 3PM! NO MORE PROCRASTINATING!"

blah, so 4pm you took out your books, and BANG!, all of a sudden you can't stop yawning.

a short nap it is then. we all know you can't remember anything when you're tired, right?

mum wakes you up for dinner, and you're like "I slept THAT long??"
but you still feel tired as hell .,

how to study liddat??

so you decide to delay your studying for one day. get a good night's rest and start the next.



the next day, somehow, tonnes of distractions came up. you had to do this, and that. blah blah blah.

finally it's the day before exams. you're still not in the studying mood but what choice do you have? it's either study or DIE.

study it is then!

so you take out your books, start studying. after a while, you noticed that you've made progress, and you're like

oh yeah baby i'm doing it, i'm STUDYING!! i am doomed no more.


ooh~ two more chapters to go? how did i suddenly study so fast? *smug*

-this is the part where i slack for the rest of the day thinking that i can do anything, i've finished so many chapters in such short time. i am indestructible two chapters is nothing for me-

blah. how silly of me.

seriously.


all of the above is true. and i haven't started on the tutorial questions. i bet my reaction would be as follows:

oh dear test please be good to me.

Ça va? ;DD

 

it's been awhile since my last post. ahh i do miss blogging, just that i've been lazy and pretty busy lately.
don't have much to say. life's so-so this week. though sad to say my eyesight is getting worse.

and i think i'm in love with French! it's so catchy and sounds so nice. ughh i wanna learn! :3
another reason for me wanting to learn this new language is cause all of this end-of-the-world hype.

see, i made this list of things i would do IF the world didn't end in 2012. one of them was going to Paris.  

bon jeur~ mon chéri ~  
sacre bleu!  

and the pearl hairband i bought online finally came! teehee <3

bought it here. the shop owner's lovely, she's so friendly. do support her :)

 my fortune cookie today. :p

blinnnggggggsss

blingsss

and more blings. hahaha *blinded*

okay ignore me i saw these pics in the folder and felt the need to post them. ;D

last friday the girls and I had lunch at Sanga. it was so-so. kinda pricey but not so nice in my opinion la. Wee's gonna update the foodblog soon, i guess. haha


last but not least...

an X-Large picture of myself. ;D
like this picture cos the red clothe behind me looks like a ribbon. LOL!

L-A-M-E i knoww. ughh i straightened my fringe too. no pic cause i've been amazingly un-camwhorish nowadays.

oh wait, i just realized the first pic of this post is me with my straight fringe. wtfff okay i need my sleep. NIGHTS! <3

lmao!

she looks exactly like me omggggg D:


update*
pssst. that little girl really is me! you people shouldn't take me too seriously, just saying. ;)