Thursday, May 12, 2011

hypothetically speaking....

Harry: Hey! If you were a hot dog...and you were starving, would you eat yourself?  
Colin: What?  
Harry: I know I would! First, I'd smother myself with brown mustard and relish. I'd be so delicious!...So would you?  
Colin: I don't know.  
Harry: Don't jerk me around, Norm! It's a simple question! A baby could answer it! If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?   
Colin: [complying] I guess so.  
Harry: Oh, you made a wise choice, my friend! If you had said no, I would have bitten your ear off! I would have come at you like a tornado made of arms and teeth. And - and fingernails. 


posting this just because it cracks me up, and even more so because it bothers Terry. muahaha 

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