an outing with the retards!!

woooohoooo~~
finally went out with my retarded friends
HAHA!!


Joan's off to Bintulu then Sibu today... =X
so it's kinda like her farewell,
and also welcoming Sanjeet cos she's back from NZ!
^o^

gosh I miss them so much!!

met at Parkson yesterday
Doreen and I were half an hour late!
ahhahaha
cos I'm the driver ma so *ahem* this is expected.

neways,
Sanjeet's car was behind us
then Doreen darling kept waving to her but she didn't see looool~
then when she went out of the car,
the 1st thing she did was...


pulled her pants up!!

ahaha!!

so was like so funny larh!
she kept saying: aiya.. I come back then the 1st thing you see me doing is me pulling my pants up.

ROFL LMAO


1st stop was KFC
ate the spicy chicken new flavour I think?
very niceeeeee
~.~

Joan and Sanjeet
retards!!!
hohohoho

Doreen darling and me.
sadly,
we are retards too cos we're friends with retards hahaha!!

(WEI MY HAIR GOT COLOUR LEH HAHAHA)

aidi our table so messy haha
me helping the two retards take a pic.

Joan, Doreen and Sanjeet
omgggg I love these three retards !!
;D

check out Joan's retardedly retard look!! hohooo
and Sanjeet checking out her own middle finger.
RETARD O NOT U SAY LAH!!
HAHHA

ok lah this pic nice :)

Joan, Me, and Sanjeet
;O

arghhh Sanjeet's HOTPINK CAMERA!!!
grrrrr


after eating and talking (we were talking and laughing so loud, everyone in KFC were turning around to look at us)
we left KFC luhh~
but before that,
camwhored a while
[dunno who's idea]

KFC's mirror
lolss
me San Do and Jo

MeSanDoJo
OMG!!
what a retarded name for four retarded people
AHHAHAHAH!!

MESANDOJO, our retarded gang's name. LOL





now,
proof that we really are retards ~



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ZOMG!!!
San posing like a model !
hahah so funny can ! XP
but she really is model material

haha
she even said:" you know, if I'm gonna be a model, I'm gonna model under garments."
"then one day you see my butt in the magazines and you'd be like, hey I know that butt!!"


HAHAA!!! LMAO





love them so muchh ahh !!
Sanjeet is like so funny she can make me laugh just by saying something
even if it's not that funny,
the way she says it makes it funny!

;D

haiix dunno when Doreen took this
T___T
so ....
=.=
I dunno what we were THINKING at that point of time







so we walked round Parkson till our feets started to hurt so bad
T__T
round 5 ++ Do and I de stomach start to grumble liao lorr
we were at Toys R Us that time

Joan reminiscing her childhood times
lolol.

San with a gun
ZOMG I HOPE SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING =X

San bullying Jo !!
child abuse ahh call 911!!! or 9999 ? DUNNO LAH!

see the two retards fighting.
ahhaha!!
obviously they are more retarded than Do and me.
^o^

~.~


neways,
something really funny happened.
San was like playing with the gun remember?
then we all played till the whole machine fell down
LMAO!!
so funny ahhh !!!
I kept on laughing there
then Sanjeet quickly put it back and said

"nice to see nice to hold, once broken considered sold
let's go nowwwww~~!!"


LMAO!!
but in the end she still play with the swords also
-____-

memang retarded

hahaha


then after all that
Do and I reli knot tahan liao keep saying hungry liao hungry liao!!
so finally,
we went to eat!!
hhohohoh


ate at San Francisco
we ordered pancakes!!
Doreen darling intro one

San and Jo
retards for lifee
ehehehhe

San Francisco Pan Cakes!!
VERY NICE HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!!!
*drools*

eeee the camera reli sexy lo =S

R.E.T.A.R.D.S.

;D

R.E.T.A.R.D.S.!!

XP



arghhhh
after eating we fooled around in APple shop
fell madly in love with iPod touch,
then when chat with Daryl he totally broke my heart by saying
"iPod Touch suxk."
(something like taht lah but i forgot how he said it haha)

T___T
so yea now my heart is devoted to W705 only
hahahaha




bahhh
had so much fun with them
=X

then it was time to go ...
SAD LAHHH!!!
aduhaii
:/

reli love hanging out with them,
can laugh so much
oh yea now Do's in love with N97 liao lo..
aidi that girl

so flower one..
haha~


all the best in Sibu Joan~
all the best in NZ Sanjeet~~
all the best in MIRI (wow where's that??) Doreen~~
=D
owhh well,
at least I still have you, right, Do? XD




xxxxxx

Saturday night,
went to Serina's party
22 years old liao
;D



lelele
so kelian lo me nobody talk with me there!
watched tennis
hahahaha
the food was yummmehh
her mum's really a good cook :)


then I was so bored..
till I took a piece of tissue and drew on it.
LMAO

there happened to be a pen in my bag,
lucky bo ??

;D

and as I was stuffing this tissue into my bag,
guess what I saw?

=.=

the long lost library cards which I swore to my mum I didn't took

L.M.A.O.

I AM SO SCREWED!!!

my darling brother.
lols!!
the host too good liao, kept on asking him to eat some food
=p

like king lah,
last to come, then can eat on the dining table.
others need to eat in living room leh!!
grrrr

XD

Melo's guide to burglar catching

what would you do,
if one day,
your house is burglar-ed,
with you in it!!!??


would you run?
hide behind the curtains??
beg for mercy?
strip naked and belly dance so that the burglar would go blind right then and there and hence saving your own life?


no idea right?


no worries!!!



because being the generous and kind person that I am,
I shall give you all a brief guide on how to handle these good for nothing scum bag burglars
^^



okay,
for those of you who DIDN'T know,
here's how a burglar would most probably look like.

okay larh maybe he won't walk in such a manner,
(apparently this burglar thinks he's a ghost or something ~.~)

note that burglars often wear masks like the one above.
to cover their face lah obviously, (you're not that stupid now are you?)
but most burglars I know (yes I do associate with burglars! HARHAR!) choose not to wear such bright colour-ed clothes. haha


now,
the victim !

innocently doing his homework in his room,
which happens to be NOT locked. !!
*gasps*

*thinks hard*
how to do this question har??

burglar spots victim !!
see he opened his pen knife liao!!
ready to strike liao
hohooho

but before that....

evil laugh 1st of course
;D



victim hears the sound of laughter so sinister even cinderella's stepmother cannot compete with such evilness
so he turns around

and....

sees a burglar about to pounce on him!!!

the victim screams in horror !!
"who are you what waht what are u doing here in my room???
nononoo.. please do not hurt me!!
take anything you want!!
just don't hurt me !!

here!!
take my homework !
I promise I won't tell on you! I'll tell my teacher the dog ate it! "

T__T

of course burglars don't need your homework larh !
if they do homework,
then they won't have to be burglars nemore
=.=


enough time wasted ,
back to businesss ~

"要钱要命？？"
(want money or want your life??)



victim: ......

*light bulb in brain shines!!*
"I have an idea !!!"

no answerr???
fine I'll kill you AND take your money !


when burglar is distracted by the camera sound that came from no where....



victim pulls out his secret weapon !

dirty underwear!!
eeeeww~~~

show the brand lagi.
hahaha

"that'll show you!!
offer you my homework you dun wan lah!!!
hear eat my wedgiee!!!!
ggrrrrr"



in a matter of
seconds....

burglar unconscious on the ground,
hohoho

*no one was hurt during the shooting of this video*




hehe
remember to try these steps out when you face a burglar hor!
^o^



scenario #2

tired of being burglar-ed ALL THE TIME??
well,
now it's your turn to have revenge
on other innocent people!


now now now
you're probably wondering HOW exactly do you become a burglar,
right?

easy!
just get one of these masks (compulsory for every burglar who doesn't want his/her identity to be revealed)

and,
a weapon !

see,
you have no idea who this burglar is right????
must thank whoever invented this mask
ohh such a convenient invention indeed,
useful too.
wonder why Physics or Chemistry or Biology never teach us about this hor.

screw you three subjects !!
thank goodness my great great grandmother's grand grand daughter aka me,
is clever enough and came to know about this tool through other burglar colleagues of hers
hmmph

victim ...
"%#$*%&#*$%& this homework why so hard arhh!!!
should have stolen that guy's homework larh just now when he offered it to me... !!
arghhhh
make me unconscious now I don't have enough time to finish this homework!!!"

female burglars don't waste time making evil laughs,
they strike immediately.
;O

victim: "whhatttt do you want from me???"
"woahhh put your knife away !!
ANYWHERE BUT THE FACE!!!!"

victim: "eiii?"

burglar: what???

"is there something on my perfectly flawless face??"

victim: " no larh!!!
your hand so rough you know!!
ok larh to be honest with you, I'm also a burglar!
I bet you didn't know, there's actually this new product introduced to the burglar market just recently,"


burglar:" oh really??
what's it for?"

victim turned promoter:" aiyoo..
it's something that makes your skin smoother bah.. !!
so that the victim hor, in this case, me, cannot attack you o what larh,
cause if i try holding on to your hand or any other parts of your body,
too smooth liao so will slip mah!!
get it?"

here!!
"scrunch it!!"

now everyone can fly burglar!!

burglar : hmm...
despite the fact that you just said that my hands AREN'T smooth enough,
I'll let you go
in one condition !!
you must give me this product!!!

victim : what???
I waited for so long just for this baby!! you want me to give it to you just like that???

burglar: you want me to kill you then take it is it?
can also ah!

victim: nonononono!!!
sorry boss

T___T
kelian hor the victim !
:P

too bad burglars are cold hearted,
we just don't care
muahahhaa

burglar: aiyo
kelian you larh!
give you my mask and knife larh,
you go rob someone else then buy yourself a new "scrunch it" OK??

victim: thank you almighty one!!
*bows down*

burglar: wowwww~
can't wait to try out this product !!

conclusion:
anyone can be a burglar,
just make sure you find a dim witted victim who does not have smelly underwears lying around the room

HAHAHA