Tuesday, June 16, 2009

tips to blinging your phone!

ever wondered what uni students do during their study week free time??
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surely, they must be studying!?



heck,
think again!


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spent ALMOST the whole day yesterday bling-ing things..
muahhahaha!!

so now,
being the BLING-ING Guru (self claimed title) that I am,
I shall reveal to mere humans the secrets to a perfect
B.L.I.N.G.!!



excited?
I know you are.

[not excited then close window lah!]
;D




okay firstly,
you'll need plenty of BLINGS!!

plenty, as in, just enough for you to bling the thing you wanna BLING!
dun buy too much, as you might have leftovers
when you have leftovers, you'll look for something else to bling.
once you do that,
you'll realize you don't have ENOUGH bling to bling that 'something else'.
then you have to buy MORE blings, (which are not cheap so to say)
*FYI, you don't find cheaplak blings just anywhere y'know??
ever see blings selling in the pasar malam??
NO right???*


and the cycle goes on and on.
=.=


#1 -- BLINGS!!!

any colour would be fine.
just make sure it suits your phone/mp3/camera ETC
and hor,
I believe this is a useful piece of shit information to those who are thinking of blinging their phones:

if you have a choice,
please do not EVER buy these types of blings!!!
as they suck and are a waste of money, time and strength.
trust me,
I've been there done that.

the bling in the middle (pic above) is okok.
but not that good either.
it's not shiny enough, and looks weird when you stick it on your phone.


and please,
listen to me when I say this.
do not buy this type of bling!!
the one in the pic above and below!!!!
(it's the same btw)

why?
because,
it is UNeven!!!!
so when you wanna cut it and stick it on your phone,
you simply CANNOT CUT IT COS BLINGS ARE HARD!!
and if you do manage to cut it, it'll look 'not so presentable' , or in other words,
UGLY!!!!!

=____=

I hope you get what I mean.
haha
it might look nice in the packet (or maybe I'm the only one with that thinking ._.)
but yea when you stick it it'll look hideous.

and I actually bought it TWICE
wthhhh!!!
=.= haix
never again I tell you.
grrrr


no no no !!!


#2 -- Penknife

need to cut some shapes man!
you think blinging THAT Easy mehhh ???
need skill one can??!!
;D


#3-- scissors!!!


check out my scissors,
so kawaii can
hahahahhahahah
*vomit*

my mum bought for me ohh..
must love it! XD
got strawberry lagi LMAO!!!!




lastly,
item #4 that you'll definitely need while blinging!!
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A PRO!!!













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or rather,
someone who look like they know everything there is to blinging.
HAHAHHA!!




now that you have all the materials
START BLINGING!!!

on your marks,
get set,

GO!!!!


*rushes off to bling everything in sight*




















dunno how long later.....




DONE!!!


^o^


my phoneeee



too shiny le need cover eyes
HAHAHHAA

gate remote


look like spongebob lah LMAO!!!


car keyss


hooohoooohooooo!!!!
XP

(author's note after blinging : DO NOT Bling your car key =.=
especially the key which u need to start the engine..
cos the bling will get all sticky I do not know WHY!
maybe too hot?
@@)




okayy larh that's bout it I guess.
as to HOW you bling your thing,
it's your business not mine! XD
work your imagination BABEHHH!!


more pics of my phone!!
;D




digi man says:
will you follow me~~~


Z610i says:
wow, digi man looks so yellow under the sun. .


Z610i : oiii!! got use sun screen o not???
digi man: no need lah!
I'm inpermeable to sunlight!!
I will forever be as yellow as I am now!
*proud*
Z610i: wth.. -.- "





hmmm yesterday was kinda funnehh!
mum's back from KK!!
woots~~

am secretly happy hahaha

then my parents BOTH thought I was doing homework when I was bling-ing
lmao.

scene #1:
in dining room bling-ing,
then mum came home.
she actually thought I was doing a project of some sort.
-____-
till she went up close then realize I was actually blinging my phone
HAHAHHA

mum:
waaaa why do this kind of thing?? I thought you doing project lehh!
me:
hahahhaha


then after a while I realized I dun have enough blings...
me:
maybe I going Parkson later,
wan me help you buy anything ma?
mum:
why you go parkson oh?
me:
err.. emergency lah, need to buy something
*smile*
mum:
what thing?
me:
errr.. you dun know better lah!
mum:
TELL!!!
me:
*LAUGH*
mum:
why? your 'zhu' not enough har?

*when she said that I was like,
O.o does she mean I not pig enough arg? lols..
turns out she was refering to my blings (in chinese is called zhu 珠)*

few minutes later........

me:
ohhh.
waseh you know me so well ah.

LMAO!



scene #2:
bling-ing in my room.

dad walks upstairs.
me secretly hoping he won't come into my room.
dad:
waaaa my daughter studying ahh?
me:
*stops bling-ing straight away and prays hard that dad won't come into the room*
T_T

sadly,
dad walks into room...
dad:
aiya....
everyday bling bling bling.

HAHAHHAHA!!!



PS:
to be honest I dun reli like my bling-ed phone.
HAHAHHAa


PPS:

being friends with someone who obviously doesn't treat you like one
sucks.
it really does.
so to that someone,
please show me that you really treat me as a friend,
and not like some shit.

6 comments:

Sheryl said...

HAHAHAA!!!!

not ugly la.. FUGLY!!!
Bling-ing Guru my butt... lol
yesh.. *vomit* lol.. i cant believe you use the word "kawaii" omfg!!!

you're making ur phone vain... =.=" if it comes to life.. it'll surely be a bitch... lmao!!

and YESH!!! being friends with ppl who dun treat you back like one SUCKS!!

MeLo♥ said...

hoii fulgy not proper english leh! HAHHAHA
O.O u mean your butt is blinging guru too?? HAHAHAHA
ignore me I'm going crazy =.=
waaa.. what bitch lo.. =X my phone IF come to life will be very modest hor. hahahaha

Joan said...

wah seh! pro, pro! mmg pro, bah! my eyes painful le. T-T HAHAHAHAHAHA... :P you phone looks really pretty now, btw. XD

MeLo♥ said...

LOL!!! pain mehh lmaoo!!! then good lo next time ada orang wan snatch my bag I flash them my phone HAHAHA!!

but the blings on my car keys are falling apart... T_T

Joan said...

aidiiiii.... don cry, baby! :P LOL

MeLo♥ said...

LOOOOL~~~ baby<<
*gag *
HAHAHAHA