all about a guy named Kel

*resubmitted*

notice that my drawings are improving?? yay ~~!!!!
=D

can't believe it man !!
da jie told me I improved !!
omgggggg
O_O
*happy*

Kel also dun believe I drew those pics... :

ﾟ◕‿◕Melody♥--- http://sototallymelo.blogspot.com says:
the pic i draw in blog nice right !!!!
o.o says:
U DRAW ONE MEH
ﾟ◕‿◕Melody♥--- http://sototallymelo.blogspot.com says:
YESSSSSSSSS
ﾟ◕‿◕Melody♥--- http://sototallymelo.blogspot.com says:
weee sure is too nice till can't believe is i draw hohoho
o.o says:
VERY SUIT YOU THIS PONTIANAK.
ﾟ◕‿◕Melody♥--- http://sototallymelo.blogspot.com says:
WEIYO
ﾟ◕‿◕Melody♥--- http://sototallymelo.blogspot.com says:
WALAU
ﾟ◕‿◕Melody♥--- http://sototallymelo.blogspot.com says:
I BEH SONG U AH
o.o says:
Ok la don't kajiao you.
o.o says:
nice la



ehehehhe !!
seeeeeee??
:P
I am talented !!!
wakaka!!




okokokok
back to the topic !

gratz Kel for breaking orchard road outbound record !!!
I dun really know what he meant but then
he asked me to gratz him then I gratz loh... ~

because :

o.o says:
ANYWAY
o.o says:
MUST GRATS ME ON YOUR BLOG.
o.o says:
CAUSE I'M A FAITHFUL READER OF YOUR BLOG.


he claims that he's a 'faithful' reader of my blog.
*Ahem*
faithful de hua jiu will leave tag larh ~
hahahha !!
:D



and what he said next really too funny le,

o.o says:
i always read read read
o.o says:
don't have me one.
o.o says:
heart pain one.


hahaha!!!
see I so good?
really made a post all about you leh si Kel.
even spent my time drawing that pic.
omg..
nice bo???
I love the pic so much eh !!!
^o^



this one too !!
edited + more HAM version of the pic above !!
hehehe

oh yea..
for those who dunno who's the guy inside the pic,
well,
he's none other than Kel himself.
*coughs*
dun wanna talk about how he looks like,
since he's like already vain as vain can be.
plus I'm assuming everyone reading my blog is not blind ?
hmmmm....
*thinks hard*

so,
talk bout him larh.
dunno how to describe also..

#1. He's a Virgin.
(don't look at me. I didn't want to know either)
evidence?



ﾟ◕‿◕Melody♥--- http://sototallymelo.blogspot.com says:
ask u something
ﾟ◕‿◕Melody♥--- http://sototallymelo.blogspot.com says:
b4 u sleep
o.o says:
i'm a virgin, don't bother asking.
ﾟ◕‿◕Melody♥--- http://sototallymelo.blogspot.com says:
zzz
ﾟ◕‿◕Melody♥--- http://sototallymelo.blogspot.com says:
ZZZZZ
o.o says:
;P
ﾟ◕‿◕Melody♥--- http://sototallymelo.blogspot.com says:
walau
ﾟ◕‿◕Melody♥--- http://sototallymelo.blogspot.com says:
u so dirty



as everyone with eyes can see,
I didn't asked anything about virginity ohh..
he told me himself.
*ahem*

so to those interested,
there's still hope.
*wink wink*


#2. He races illegally.

ﾟ◕‿◕Melody♥--- http://sototallymelo.blogspot.com says:
RACE O WHAT ?
o.o says:
yeap
ﾟ◕‿◕Melody♥--- http://sototallymelo.blogspot.com says:
@@
o.o says:
it's a timing
o.o says:
U BETTER.
ﾟ◕‿◕Melody♥--- http://sototallymelo.blogspot.com says:
or u just illegal racing?
ﾟ◕‿◕Melody♥--- http://sototallymelo.blogspot.com says:
haha
o.o says:
OI
o.o says:
don't so straight forward
o.o says:
idiot !
ﾟ◕‿◕Melody♥--- http://sototallymelo.blogspot.com says:
I ASKING NIA LAH
ﾟ◕‿◕Melody♥--- http://sototallymelo.blogspot.com says:
eh reli illegal arh? =.=
ﾟ◕‿◕Melody♥--- http://sototallymelo.blogspot.com says:
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
o.o says:
can say la.


as you can see,
I was dumbfounded when I found out it really was illegal racing that he took part in.
haix !
dare ask me to gratz him oh..
I thought that he broke the record in 'UN-illegal'[doubt this word even exists] races!

and driving this car perhaps?
with a helmet
and uniform
wooooo ~
with hot sexy girls waving him off as he drives off.
not to forget,
even hotter and sexier girls, (with money written all over their faces)
running over to him to congratulate him.
etc etc etc
then he ends up losing his virginity
muahahhaha!!!
*evil evil laugh*

but to be honest,
there's nothing wrong with illegal racing what.
other than the fact that it's illegal lah!
~.~
but what can I say,
guys who race illegally are cool.
seriously.
lol

#3. He is rude.
not rude rude lah.
rude, as in, he always uses vulgarities.
hehehe..
which makes him and Terry equals..
:O

once, he said to me :"diu you lomo"
of course,
for someone as pure and innocent as I am, still am, and forever shall be
I dunno what he meant !
so I asked him,
and he answered :"Fuck You."

O_O
get my point?
LOL!!!


but as the saying goes,
“男人不坏, 女人不爱"
[if boys aren't bad, then girls won't go mad (madly in love that is )]

haha..
so so so.
him being rude is actually a good thing!!
:O


#4. He is a certified dota freak.
I think this is true.
cause every time chat half half he will say,
eh Melo chat later I go dota 1st.
hmmm..
wonder whether he's good or not?

most probably he sucks larh!
but then again,
who am I to judge?
I'm no pro either..
hahaha



#5. He has a long tongue.
what can I say?
just look at this pic and you'll know that I speak the truth !
;D

wow.
wonder how he trained his tongue to be that long hor.
hmmmm..
maybe he's one of those child you see licking someone else's lollipop
that's why,
lick lick lick
sometimes cannot reach so the tongue need to stretch further,
so now become very long.
hahahaahhaa!!!!
*evil laugh*

ok lah
as babe said,
people with long tongue are said to be good kissers !
so good for you Kel,
and also for the lucky girl.
hahaha!!
may I　ask?
got free testing o not??
T____T


#6. He's almost as evil as I am.
almost only oh.
^o^
I still hold the record of all evil-ness.


#7. He talks cock, just like any normal guy.
(dun deny it, if you do, then you're ghey)
no offence, but guys just love to boast,
don't know why
~.~

Kel you dare deny this fact??
:P


o.o says:
my friend will post the video at youtube
o.o says:
then you'll see how i drive
o.o says:
wahahahahaha


si yao lian ~~~~




#8. He lives in SG.
boohoo~

I'm sure many Miri gals will agree with me.
we are devastated that you're not living in Miri ah Kel ~~!!!
Miri is lacking of hot guys like you leh!!
(BIG compliment there btw, IF you didn't notice ==)

*sobs*
fast fast migrate to Miri..
muahaha!!


#9. He is ... *inserts suitable adjective*
DAMN ENG TAO!!!
Kel ah I'm sure you forgot what eng tao means right?
let me remind you again,
ENG TAO = LENG ZAI = GOOD LOOKING = HANDSOME = DROP DEAD GORGEOUS

hahaha..
get it?
next time dun forget liao oh.
later you come Malaysia everyone say wah you so eng tao,
then you thought they say your bad things then you punch them.
hahahah!!

hmm

to prove that he is good looking,
(seriously very very good looking)
dunno how many girls complimented on how cute/eng tao/lengzai he is when I posted his pic here in my blog.
~.~
too bad luhh you're not in Miri.
if not you can change gf's everyday
and best part of it is,

WE GIRLS WOULDN'T MIND SHARING YOU.

hahahaha!!!

okokok
here's the pic.
Kel said that he 不小心 (unpurposely) took this pic


=.=
true o not har????
unpurposely take can take dao so nice one mehh?
T__T





I　bet if I posted a picture of myself,
[that was taken unpurposely,]
random people would come up to me the next day and say :

omg..
the horror and sadness of it all..
*sobs*




last but not least ~


#10. He is my blog's faithful reader. !
wooo ~
that makes
ten good things about him.
XD


o.o says:
CAUSE I'M A FAITHFUL READER OF YOUR BLOG.
o.o says:
x3333




gratz gratz gratz GRATZ !!!!


Kel,
must thank me oh.
I don't often write such LONG posts about other people ohh.
eheheh !!
means that you're special lehh !!
omg I'm so good to you
=p


PS:
I drew those pics oh !!!!
wakakak !!



PPS:
last laugh

omg I love this pic.
hahahahaha