Melo's Guide to Stupidity!

sooo many things happened in the past few days~
today also ~.~
omg.. lols..
you'll find out what mess I got myself in today in the end of the post..
for now,
late update on the past few days~ :D

5th March 09' [ehh?]

1st time I stayed in school till sooooo late man!!
actually wanted to just go home after the session finish.
then dunno what wrong with me,
I actually stayed back when my group went to practice for our group performance
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got a bit siao~!
lolss
anyways,
Yuki and I acted as gangster..
in our group's drama + dance performance =p
why gangster? cause that way we won't have to dance!!
;D

kinda funny larh, cause our leader(he's from South Africa [cool]~),
he was asking us who are the bulliers,
then when he saw that I was one too,
he was like:
but she doesn't look like a bullier !
I just stared at him,
then he said:
okayy don't get me wrong I'm just saying.
LOL!!
their accent so cool!!!
~.~

see them..
so rajin discussing etc etc..
only me so lazy there take pics =/

other half of the group practicing dancing~

the view of the lake..
wooo..~
does anyone know,
that Yuki is actually a mermaid and she'll swim into the lake at night?
hahahaha!!
okayy notice that it's like..
sooooo dark?
and I'm still in school..
omg..
unbelievable!

after practising,
most of them complained that they were hungry..
then they all stayed in the apartment inside Curtin marh,
and the only restaurant open at night is like very expensive.,
so we all went to eat at the stores outside of Curtin.
so 7 of us managed to squeeze into my car.
then we went to makan~~~

haha..
very funny larh ~.~

Yuki~
hahaha
thank goodness I found a friend =p
too bad she's in Commerce =(

6th March 09'

1st game in the morning was fashion show!!
then then..
our group's model is Rohim..
hahahah!!
he is so funny :D

take pics pics pics!!!

Rohim is the 2nd one.
lols.
the mc so bad,
say the 1st and 3rd guy got a satellite on their heads .
LMAO!!

nehh nehh ~!
Rohim is the most left in this pic!!
paiseh larh camera not that clear~
hahaha..
cause no millionaire bought me my dream phone yet =/
*HAHAHaHA*

look at him describing his outfit
guess what..
we didn't win.
lols..
*boohoo*
the guy beside Rohim in the pic above won
lols.. haha.

our group name: Shine!!
Group cheer: We Shine a mile away!
we shine shine SHINE
to make you go away!
*clap clap clap*
WE SHINE!!

loooool~

7th March 09'

went to the O Nite party in KRP(?)
lols.. arrived there so late.
then Tze Jing jio me say,
waaa only arrive when time to eat arh =="
grrrr!!!

anyways, had so much fun.
I guess. lols
just went there talk talk a bit nias

me and Yuki~

Me and Anne..
haix haix...~
dunno larh..
my hair till now still haven't grown back T_T
sadness..

woo look like disco ~

8th March 09'
TODAY!!!
omg..
today arh..
can say, macam macam ada =="

went to Imperial again, go pick jie jie pergi makan~
Lloyd went too
hmmph!!
there's a turning ma..
then I just turn, eventhough it says there no turning that way.
so I guess that sign really was there for a reason =="
cause..

well can say that,
my car turn bu dao!!
then hit the side thing zzzzzz!!!
thankfully a good samaritan came and helped us.. =)
thanks!!

but reverse reverse still same zzz!!
till the back also traffic jam.
sad.. =="
so thought aiya..
nothing lah scratch dao nia..
bottom part not obvious one lah..

then when I went to check with my jie,
OMG THE SIDE THINGY LIKE. CAME OFF MAN!!
*faints*
wanna pengsan liaos..
like hello?!
I'm saving to buy my phone and now this happens??
T_T

ok loh..
SUAN LIAO!!
went to Parkson,
wanna eat McDonald.
parked underground.
guess what?
when parking hor~
too close to the tiang zzzzz!!! -____-"
AND THEN MY CAR SCRATCH DAO THE SIDE!!
THE HORROR!!!

and there was like a crowd gathering there watching !!
what the lah..
evil people..
come and assist or something lah ._.
at there watch watch point point..
I go cut down your finger then uknow~!!!
*jokee~*

suan liao lorh..
lols just leave the car parked that way.
lmao..
then when back.. guess what ._.
cannot reverse out!! LMAO!!
cause the side of the car like left 1cm jiu touch the wall already.
so the.. side mirror..
lols..
no hope arhh ~.~

then got a Hilux wanna park at my place lagi =="
omg..
so scary!!
then suddenly got a guy and his oh so pretty gf came and helped us.
LOL!!
THANKS ONCE AGAIN GOOD PEOPLE OF MIRI ^^
err wait, I think they're from Bruneii
hahas..

back to the story~
he instructed lorh how to drive..
but really cannot larh.. cause too close le.. =/
then he even helped me drive..
but still cannot ._.
cham hor? :((

so my bro and jie also went out of the car~
then we were like,
if only the owner of this car (the Camry parking opposite our car) can come now so we can just drive straight and be on our way out!
bro: yea lo yea lo..

then the most LMAO thing happened!!

the guy helping us was like,
eii ya hor!!
then I was like: huh?
your car oh?
he said yea loh.
LMAO O NOT!!!

we wasted so much time there then yuan lai the solution was just right in front of us!!
LOL!!!
hahaha..
so in the end we managed to go out.
*phew~*
jie even said that she dun dare drive le see me like that ._.

sad!!!

so after that,
went to this car shop near Bou there..
ask if wanna fix the thing need how much..
the laoban so good..
help us wax the side of the car then the scratch not so obvious liaos.. ^^
but then still got larh.. *sad*
and I started to worry, cause left not much $$ that time..
then he said free..
woo~
lols!

haix..
die luhh..
I doubt I can buy that phone lorh..
haix..
and heart so pain now that my car's side thing hanging..
then got scratch again..
haix..

I think I should write a book, titled:
Melo's Guide to Life:
How to Destroy Your Car The STupid Way!
FOR DUMMIES!!

I bet it'll be in the top 10 sellers in no time!!
LOL!!
or more likely,
no.1 most stupid book written, EVER!

haix..
sad sad sad..
heartache.. see my car become so cham =(
aduhhhhhh!!!

but hor~
at least got people care me wor~
muahaha!!!
told him what happened,
then he was like,
you know the guy oh?
Me: what guy?
Him: nehh the one that help you drive.
Me: err no ohh.. stranger
Him: waa u dare oh?
Me: aiyo.. his gf there oh.. so leng lui..
bu ke neng he go and steal my car in front of her right?

Him: aiyo.. you never know marh..
Me: you care me har?
Him: haha.. a bit a bit lohh

omg!!!
hahahahhahahah
*gleeeee*

this is so my face right now!!
hahahaha

hahaha.. stupiak face!!

and I know I know~
I did say no more thinking bout him..
but he's just so.... him.
hahahahaha..
irresistable~
hahahahaha!!!

PS:
sorry luhh Terry I try not to change skin anymore luhh~
hahaha..
and shouldn't you change your url to, australiagamer.blogspot.com?
hahah!!

PPS:
萧敬腾 is so hot!!
=="